"are you my mother?"

GEEZ !!! Don't get your feathers in an uproar !!!!!!!!

The central air broke and all they gave me was this decorative fan!

Sir, I think you have me mistaken.

Show off!

She loves me... she loves me not...

Hue gotta be kiddin' me!

Get off my property, you filthy animal! (Courtesy of HOME ALONE)

"Mom, he is pretty, can we keep him????"

THIS is how you shake a tailfeather!

Is this what they mean by diversity?

Talk to the hand...er, the tail...

Did you ever have the feeling you're being watched?

Giraffe "can you fan me a little or is that too much of a bird-en?"

Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!

All those colors have me mesmerized.

well, they said they were sending someone from NBC to hook up our Olympics coverage on cable, but this is ridiculous.

TICKLE TICKLE

MOM!!!! A UFO just landed in front of me.

If you're not busy later I would love to ruffle your feathers

"Hrummph, when are we getting central air in this joint!" You, keep fanning

Stuck in line for the GWB again. At least the view is good.

If someone could just feed me grapes . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ahhh, Relief, Please don't stop.

Go spread your plumage someplace else - I need my beauty rest!

Hey you dont belong in the African plains buddy!

hey there my fine feathered friend

Too Hot!!! What are Fan-Friends for!!!

This spread got me last months centerfold in National Geographic

Oh Boy a Fan...thank goodness for Patch Network

Here's 2 beautiful reasons not to wreck the planet.

Does this make my butt look big?

Talk to the hand....

WE can just all get along!

"It always has to be about you, doesn't it?"

"I just got a new tattoo"
"and I'm a big fan"

Giraffe: It's about time you came to my "neck" of the woods.
Peacock: Well, the animals in my neighborhood are starting to talk.

Oh Lover, can you imagine our beautiful children if we got married?

Why don't you come up and see me sometime?

Hey peacock, it's too hot to move. Why don't you come over here and fan me with that big fan of yours.

You can feather my nest any time.

SHOWOFF!!!!!

Now this is the life!

Let's be friends.

Hey Giraffe you look hot,I can help!!!

"Ooh la la!"

"So I said to the suits at NBC 'either you show more Olympic events live, or I quit'".
"So here I am".

the G-Raff "Which way to the Mummer's Parade?"

peacock to the g-raff "I got all dressed up for the Lisa Minelli concert. Where is it?"

Nice feathers, but I still maintain that sticking your neck out is more important than keeping your end up.

Giraffe to peacock: "Be my friend and I'll always stick my neck out for you!"

Peacock: Take a picture..it lasts longer...

Hi friend, how is your day going on this beautiful field?

"Is this the line for the singles ark?"

"I've got the brains, you've got the looks....let's make lots of money"

giraffe- "why are we stuck in the zoo, why cant we be free?"
consevative peacock- "it's obama fault!"

5 year old child- "my parents got me a hamster for my birthday!!!"
romney's son- "all i got was this lousy giraffe and peacock."

Rubbernecking at the zoo.

Fan Friendly

Thank you for keeping me cool in this heat waveI !! i love your feathers!!!

Over the giraffe's head... Those are definitely extensions.
Over the peacock's head.....I swear her neck is gets bigger every time I see her.
Underneath.....The Real Animals of the Bronx Zoo

Hey Buddy! Hopefully people understand, that nature created us, not only for our beauty, just simply to be appreciated on this wonderful place called Earth.

John "G-Raff" McCain to Sarah "Peacock" Palin" "I stuck my neck out in picking you 4-years ago, and I'm still paying for your puffery"

Giraffe ( in brooklyn accent ) "big showoff..YAHH, you keep on walkin!"

Peacock "Ready, lets make a break for it."
Giraffe: "How did you sneak the key past the zookeeper?"
Peacock: "I shoved it up there."

G-Raff: "You lookin at me? You lookin at me? You must be lookin at me, I'm the only one here"

Isnt life "fan-tastic"

Speed Dating, You have 8 minutes to impress me.

A million eyes on my a*$, and this giraffe says my spots make my rear look big?? Well, your spots aren't what I'd call minimizing, either....

"I don't know why NBC still keeps calling this 'Must See TV'"

"You are so ready for Vegas."

are you kidding me I asked for a fan

"Wait! I wasn't finished telling you my story..."

Your all up in my feathers and don't even know the color

Spotted in Living Color!

CNBC is reporting an upcoming merger between Toys R US and NBC

Damn, looking at a peacock's tail when I'm on weed really makes me flip out!

Well, I think I'm cute!

For your "Eyes" only!

Same to you, buddy!

Downsized: Toys R Us and NBC. Watch out, Geico!

C. Dorman

Do you mind getting your tail out of my face?

IS THAT A FEATHER IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?

Why do I always have to sit behind the guy with the feathers? Now I can't see a thing!

Those feathers would make a beautiful hat for my grandmother!

Man! I wish my tail did that!

Show off all you like! I'm the one with the toy store endorsement deal.

cool

Get off my lawn!

"Do you come here often"

Be Proud even if your not Walking TALL

Meanwhile at Penn State...

Only one visitor today - but at least it's my #1 fan!

Giraffe to viewer- “Your view might be beautiful, but my view isn’t to pretty”.

A little to the left - they can still see me!

It never fails.. Get to the theater early to get the best seat in the house and look who has to sit in front of me.... How am I supposed to see the screen now?

Does this make my butt look big?

Boy, is it hot outside, can you fan a little longer...

Are you really the NBC Peacock.....???

Opposites attract

No matter our size or color, our hearts beat the same!!

" Hey, who shut off the central air? This fan just isn't cutting it!!"

"The beauty of something different may be more captivating than you first
think"

Peacock:Love is blind my long necked beauty!

Come meet new friends at the zoo :)

Peacock:Love is blind my long necked beauty! We can make it work.

I asked for ABC not NBC!!!

Pathetic how many people are trying to win tickets to a zoo. Definite sign of a recession.

Have you heard?? The bird is the word!!!

You look gorgeous darling!

When I grow up.....

Things sure are different down here.

The view used to be nice back here.

show off!

Are you trying to get a male with that do?

My spots are better than yours!

That's impressive, alright, but I stillprefer CBS and ABC.

On the set of "Madagascar 4, How Do We Get To The Jersey Shore?"

I haven't been this relaxed in days.

I thought it was casual Friday.

Giraffe to peacock - "Call me maybe?"

I'm more of a boob man myself...

Smile and fan, boys, smile and fan (oh, and if you want to wave, TOO BAD!)

This is how I roll!

"That is SO last season"

Giraffe: Hey I can see what you had for dinner!

Peacock: Excuse me Mr. Giraffe, can you pull my finger?

I stick my neck out for you...and you flip me the bird!

It looks like that buns of steel workout is good!!!

I stick my neck out for you...and this is what I get?!

Is that a weave?

Hey, follow me, I heard the Yankees are at the stadium tonight....we'll sneak in...noone will notice us!

Would you mind putting your fan on high speed ? It's August already !

How many times do I need to tell you? The pretty colors don't mask the smell, Frank.

Nature's artistry, the plume's in bloom.

No one mentioned the view down here would be eh "interesting"

I taw I taw a putty tat !!

What?! He's my new sitter?

Work it girl...You are a runway DIVA...

"..We've got rubbernecking on the BQE..."

Don't you walk away when I'm talking to You!

Is that a comb over?

Can I floss with things?

G-raff: "Pssst...hey...johhny tran is a troll"

wait!
come back!
how long am I supposed to sit on this nest?

Get the Funk out of my base, Get the funk out of my base!

peacock to the giraffe - "do these feathers make my make my butt look big?"

Giraffe, is your neck really that long or are you excited to see me?

not all spots are the same

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

No I'm not sitting down on the job, its hot up there! Fan me off will ya?......Please!

Why did the Peacock cross the Giraffe?

Giraffe to peacock: "I think you're my biggest fan!"

"How much?"

Friends with benefits ?

Q: Did you hear the story about the peacock ?

A: No, but I heard it's a beautiful tale (tail)!

"Wow, cool... Can you teach me that?"

I love you long time!!!! Grrrrrr

"Your feathers are hypnotizing!"

"I guess you're done with this conversation..."

"you didn't have to put a wall up!"

Will you marry me?

Can we slow down a bit ? How about dinner and movie first ?

Shake what your mama gave ya!!!

What would the neighbors think...

Same time, same place ?

the adopted peacock asks the mama giraffe "Are you proud of me mommy?" and the giraffe responds to the peacock "Because of you I am standing tall."

"Peacock, please give me one of your beautiful feathers. They are so wonderful and you have so many!"
Making friends at The Bronx Zoo.

Things are beginning to look up my fine feathered friend!

You look FAN-tastic!

Excuse me,you're blocking the t.v,.the season finale of "the Real Housewives of New Jersey" is on!!!!

Michele L.
Geeze it's Hot! Can I borrow your fan?

Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make espresso. - (Geen Hackman - Young Frankenstein)

Like on TV. "What a strange place"

When I grow up, I want to be just like you.

What did the Giraffe say to the peacock at his eye exam? "I see spots!"

Rubber-neck-ing & Tail-gating @ the Bronx Zoo

I just love looking at all the colors of the world!

Do you see what I see??

Roe -

Perfect Partners -- Grace and Perfection!

"I fart in your general direction!" (h/t Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

It's a man baby

Oh, that honkey tonk badonkadonk!

.... BREAKING NEWS! WHITE SWAN VICTIM OF GRAFFITI ARTISTS AT BRONX ZOO

yummy feathers!!!

Hey Where's Ted?

You call those spots? They're all the same color. THESE are spots!

Show off all you want little guy but you will never be tall.

Excuse me your highness, can you please remove your hat. I'm trying to watch a movie!

I`m thinking the sights and sounds in this zoo are best found at ground level!

cough

where's the white tail deer? They must have all moved to Patch in Hillsborough, NJ

"Wait, did mom say that thing was a skunk or a peacock? I better stay still just in case..."

"......Brought to you by Toys R Us and NBC."

" FrrrrrrRRT!
Wha?... What was THAT?? Oh NO you didn't! (sniff, sniff) Oh YES you DID!!"

P.S. If I win give my tickets to the two kids from Glen Rock who helped the woman out of her flooded car. - C

Welcome to the neighborhood!

I always stick my neck out for you, because you're my biggest fan.

Peacock: It's not easy keeping these tail feathers beautiful. Giraffe: Tell me about it.....you should see how much moisturizer I need for this neck!

Dat ass

Giraffe: 'If I could only steal a feather for my hat and turn into a yankee doodle and go peacock a hoop!'

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo
I do believe it, I do believe its true

WTF is that?

Fallen trees and peacocks are my Advil?

Hey, Nice Spots!

Follow me to the Bronx Zoo where exciting adventures happen!

"You Fancy Huh?"

I'm going on tour with Katy Perry, what are you doing kid?

"...stuck a feather in his tail and called it mac-a-roni..."

"Tell me the truth, mom. Am I adopted?"

Matt, Thanks for the time we spent together, do hope Savannah will accomplish what I did for NBC...

Love is color-blind.

I'm disabled friend, can you help a Vet, who contributed his life on the line, for the greatest country in the world....America

Mom, please, can I keep him, pleeeeeeaseeee?

The baby giraffe looks on in awe, wonders....Are you my mommy?

On another topic:
Just saying.....isn't this open to Teaneck residents? I see people from all over Bergen County here, with posts??? This is the Teaneck Patch, no? Just saying?

And the new Democratic and Republican mascots are...

Stay right there, my TV reception is now perfect!

Your move Sir!

"You're so vain - I bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you, don't you...well you're where you should be all the time...you're so vain..."

"Have you seen my giiirrrllllfffrrriiieeennnddd?"

"You know people like to collect peacock feathers and your display is just advertising for a good plucking."

Ah, thanks for the breeze. This summer has been so hot.

The most elegant Bronx Cheer.

"Hey, show-off - That's my mom, and she's about to step on you..."

"What are we going to tell our parents?"

Hey Phelps! Give a lad a brake, though I'm exhausted from the sun, can assure ya, my long legs would help me win the gold.

My darling Peacock, lets sit down with our children and discuss the importance of always telling the truth, no matter what!

Hmmm - that's quite some tail feather!!

for Giraffe photo: "I have been longing for you" also, to peacock...." Hey do you want to neck"?

Sorry, but I am not impressed !

Son, wait here. Your mother has some explaining to do.

tail envy

Who's your daddy?

or

Excuse me, who's your daddy?

Really? NBC fired you? I can put in a good word for you at Toys R Us!

Entries are now closed. Please vote in the poll to select Bronx Zoo tickets winners.

261 CAPTIONS CREATED!!!! YET ONLY 7 FINALISTS ABOVE....NOT MAKING SENSE TO ME. GREAT CAPTIONS STATED, YET NOT LISTED ABOVE???

The winner should have to share her tickets, since she stole the NBC and Toy's R Us idea from other posts.